May 2013
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
ferretdog:
probably the worst thing u can say to someone about college is that their major is useless
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
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rikkisixx:
ALMOST PENIS. DAMMIT.
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
The Call of Cthulhu Musical Cast Recording →
nathanhathawayadams:
It’s like Sweeney Todd, but with tentacles.
Wooooohoo! Alright guys, we made the $600, but I would really love to be able to get some physical CD’s out there. So I’m doing one final push for $400 more. We have 5 days left. If you haven’t shared it, share it. If you have, share it again. Were you you planning on contributing? Do it now. Getting payed on Friday? See if you...
dredericktatum:
a nice story in irish history was in 1847 during the irish famine when irish people were starving to death (which was completely enabled and not far from encouraged by the british government) native americans (halfway across the fuckin world at that time) sent $710 to help the people who were starving i always like that story it was such a kind gesture
rneerkat:
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
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epicluna:
the-221st-doctor:
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
Sometimes I think Bri posts shit like this about France and French people just for me <3
April 2013
girlhearted:
how to make children
put the thing in the thing
wait for a little bit
baby
