March 2012
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im starting to cry every time we hang up at night....
February 2012
119 posts
I fucking hate my school
The only way I was going to be able to go to prom would be to go to my home school’s prom. So I looked up the date. The school district literally picked the EXACT SAME DAY AND TIME to have us graduate as is my home school’s prom. Not to fucking mention the fact that the venue in which we’re graduating means that we can only bring like 2-3 people. What the actual fuck. My BROTHER...
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“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall...”
– -Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk (via riddhipd
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youelectrifymylifex:
I went from crying, to laughing so hard I bout peed!
Sweet, sweet snark.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Satine: -gasp-
Christian: Satine!
Satine: -wheezes- -coughs-
Christian: Satine! Darling, darling, what's the matter? Satine? What's the matter?
Satine: -wheezes-
Christian: God. Oh god. Oh. Somebody get some help!
Satine: I'm sorry Christian. I...I'm dying.
Christian: Shh.. shh
Satine: I'm so sorry...
Christian: You'll be alright. You'll be alright. You'll be alright
Satine: Cold. I'm cold. Cold. Hold me...Hold me.
Christian: Okay. I love you.
Satine: You've got to go on, Christian.
Christian: Can't go on without you though.
Satine: You've got so much to give.
-gasps-
Tell our story, Christian.
Christian: No.
Satine: Yes. Promise me. Promise me. Yes that way I'll, I'll always be with you.
Christian: -sobbing-
AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL THEIR DYING DAY SHIT CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG UGLY CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum (via rural-juror)
My heart is breaking and idk what to do.
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iamateenagefeminist:
Today in Washington DC the GOP held a Congressional oversight hearing about the new birth control mandate.
Not one woman was on the panel for the hearing.
Let me repeat.
In a hearing about birth control, an issue that affects largely women, not one woman was on the panel.
Not only were there no women on the...
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princekarkat:
Think Progress: Fox pundit says women in the military should ‘expect’ to be raped
reallyfoxnews:
think-progress:
Wow, just wow:
I think they have actually discovered there is a difference between men and women. And the sexual abuse report says that…