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Me. Junior. Straight. Liberal girl in a conservative county. Little bit silly. If you like things, you'll like my blog. You like things, right? |
Sometimes random people from my past decide to text me. Best one came tonight.
“have you listened to mean girl by matchbox 20?”
“yeah”
“i think it’s about you”
“‘for an angel, she’s a hot mess’? Thanks”
“yeah but SHE DRINKS BACARDI IN THE MORNING”
“bitch I drink SMIRNOFF in the morning. Do not insult me”
